
Their previous teacher, no doubt a pragmatist in search of a short-term solution, had taught them to play bottom F with the left hand. This is fine until the pupil needs to progress to playing bottom E and, dare I say it, cross the break into the clarino register. It took a while but now both girls use a clarinet strap and, optimist that I am, their index fingers will soon be employed to play, rather than support, the instrument.

I had told a young saxophonist on numerous occasions to 1. Put the strap around his neck before attaching the sax and 2. never let the instrument dangle. While putting the strap, instrument attached, over his head the saxophone suddenly fell to the ground. He was surprised that, in spite of having broken its fall with his foot, the instrument no longer played. But not as surprised as he'll be when he gets the repair bill.